It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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