And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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