good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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