I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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