Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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