you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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