I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Text me some of your sweat
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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