they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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