we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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