jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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