Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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