: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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