Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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