she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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