They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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