do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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