i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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