Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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