i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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