Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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