I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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