She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Princesses don't give blow jobs
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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