I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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