Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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