I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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