when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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