he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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