I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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