Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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