why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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