Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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