I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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