I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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