He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So many bounce houses so little time
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
