You made me cry and you don't even care
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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