Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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