Having a random hookup so left but love u
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize