Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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