Whod you bang
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
