We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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