So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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