Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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