Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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