i will never coherently bang her
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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