So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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