glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize
