Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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