I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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