You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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