Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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